>You hold in your hands the newly discovered pages of a long lost chronicle.
Laundry Milk
>There are annotations scribbled in the margins.
>They read as follows:
The entry date can be read in ascending order by increments of time from minutes to years.
A note on Earth Standard Timeแดฑหขแตแดฐ: After humans ventured off-planet, they maintained their heliocentric timekeeping system. Much in the spirit of many archaic and inefficient systems we keep in place today (e.g. QWERTY keyboards, Imperial System measurements, the Gregorian calendar.) The only reason for this being that Earth time was already being used, making it easier to keep than to agree on another system.
The Amarha Expanse is a cluster of solar systems. The Amesa system being one such system within, it lies on the outskirts of the expanse in a seldom traveled area of the Galaxy.
In the year 6834แดฑโฝแดฑ, Cup Noodlesยฎ are a rare and coveted delicacy. Having gone out of production in 6752แดฑโฝแดฑ it is uncommon to find an unopened package (the packaging remained unchanged since the 20th century, when they were still manufactured on Earth!) It wasnโt until the 6800โs that people started to realize the incredibly convenient delight that they had lost. There were many corporate attempts to recreate Cup Noodlesยฎ, but none of them were able to capture the true essence. Unfortunately most other, better, instant noodle brands went out of business hundreds of years earlier.
โCelโ is an abbreviation of โCelestial Cutter,โ the name of Valโs ship. On that note, โValโ is an abbreviation of โValceriโ (pronounced as Valkyrie, valยทkrยทee)
A note on EarthCommonEraแดฑโฝแดฑ: After a cataclysmic series of events nearly wiped out the Earthโs population in the 21st century, the hopeful survivors declared a new era as they prepared to evacuate the now unlivable planet. Named after Earth so that our original home could be remembered through time. BCE(BC)โCE(AD)โECE(NCE) Sometimes called โNew Common Eraโ by those less in favor of human colonization.
The buildings of Ardaht โLi were nearly all modeled after or inspired by USSR built architecture and monuments, although the city by no means practices any Soviet beliefs. Ardaht โLi operates under very strict dog-eat-dog capitalistic rules.
During the 3-hour period of sunlight each day, the temperature can become lethal. Many buildings do not have windows. In the less prosperous neighborhoods it is a luxury to have windows, and they must always be covered during sunlight hours.
Where are all the aliens? Well as it turns out, on every planet capable of sustaining life the organisms evolved in the exact same way as on Earth. So the aliens look just like humans, or any other terrestrial organism. A lot of people were very disappointed when they perfected deep space travel and found this out. Information is provided by the Devil Himself in the skit โDeep Space Travelโ by MC Chris.
The wiggly green door in the last panel is a thermally insulated jelly door that cools the arriver as they walk through it.
The green door under the blue neon โTessenโ sign (short for delicatessen), is made up of laser light that sanitizes whoever passes though itsโ beams.
The blue door under the red sign is just a regular glass rotating door. The sign might say โPeteyโsโ or โBeveyโsโ but nobody is really sure and there is much local debate over it. The staff have no clue either.